Friday, May 28, 2010

Dear So and So... wk14

Dear Amy,
This is for you!
Hugs, melanie

Dear Tantalus Restaurant Bar & Cafe,
I will never set foot in your restaurant.  NEVER EVER, period!  You can read about the reason here.
Bad customer service rubs me the wrong way.
Sincerely, A customer lost

Dear Neighbor's,
Sorry that your son's tooth was knocked out.  It was an accident.  You see your son and mine were playing tug of war, Ian's hand slipped off the jump-rope and the handle flew back and hit your son in the face.  My son never 'hit' your son with the jump-rope.  The welts up and down his arms were from him hitting himself.  You would have known if Ian hit him that hard with the jump-rope...your windows were open.
Sincerely, Your neighbor.

Dear self,
It is going to be one long summer.
Try and stay sane and not drink too

Dear Ian,
I am not mad about the jump-rope incident.  I am disappointed in your bad judgment.  The jump-rope is now in the trash.  I know it was an accident.
hugs, your mommy

Dear Dad,
How did you like Wordful Wednesday this week?
Mwah, melanie

Dear Jeff,
Thank you for starting Weight Watchers with me.  Yes, 2 light beers are the same points as 1 yogurt.  I like how you look at things.
Looking forward to the thinner you and me, mel

Dear Ian,
What gave you the idea that hooking yourself with a caribeaner clip to the shopping cart last week?  *sigh*  You did this after I asked you to stop playing with the garbage can lid.  Seriously, if you think it is a good probably isn't.
Annoyed, mommy

Dear Target,
I am not pleased you changed your flushable toddler wipes.  The new ones SUCK!  I was never a fan of the kandoo ones and the fact you changed yours to be like those did not make me happy.
Sincerely, Unhappy Customer

Dear Blog Readers,
Thank you for all of your wonderful comments and for stopping by.  You make my heart swell.  I especially would like to thank Lynn!  She suggested I enter the bird photo from this post into the Erie County Fair this year.  I think I am going to take her advice.
Thank you & hugs, melanie

Dear So and So...

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15 Sweet Comments:

AlyGatr said...

WOW, I can't believe your dinner experience. Not for nothing, but I would have walked out and told the guy "go ahead, call the cops". If I'd had the cash, I would have dropped enough to cover what I'd consumed then walked out. Period. GRRR for you having to deal with that!!

Kimberly said...

My favorite post of the week, every week. That incident with the jumprope sounds like a touchy one. Life, right?

Braley Mama said...

I hope your neighbors will get over it, and be friendly with you guys. What a week you have had!

Angela said...

Oh dear, I am sure you son feels so bad about the skipping rope...poor thing.
That restaurant pffft to them!
Hope you have a great weekend.

Muthering Heights said...

Yikes! It sounds like a rough week at your house!

LT said...

LOL on the 2 beers are the same as yogurt in points! Tell your neighbor that boys will be boys and those kinds of things happen!
I can't believe your friend's experience at the restaurant. I have a hard time with that kind of thing since I was in the business, rule number one is The Customer is always right!!
Have a great weekend!

julietk said...

I hope your Summer is a great one :-) thankyou for your comment on my Dobby sculpture :-)

Felicia said...

Oh my!! Now I must go read the restaurant story!

Amanda said...

WOW! That restaurant story is horrible! I can't even imagine.

I hope your neighbor can shake it off and get over what happened. Kids are kids and accidents happen. Hopefully her son tells her what really occurred and she can calm down about it.

Mellisa Rock said...

I absolutely love these posts!

Big Mama Cass said...

Did they seriously accuse your son of punching the neighbor boy and knocking out his tooth!?!?

Kristen Andrews said...

this is a funny post, I hope the neighbors don't stay mad too

Shelly said...

The Fair has a Photo Contest you can enter?? How do you do it? I may try my hand in it too!


Annette Piper said...

Oh dear, what a week you've had! I had to laugh at the "its going to be one long summer" one!

Susan said...

OH....I am so glad I go backwards in my dashboard to make sure I do not miss anything....I definitely need to be a part of dear so n so!! Check out my blog for recent events...HOUSE FIRE! and more.

and that is just a small glimpse into my life.

I like the neighbor one over the kids...been there done that.


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