Friday, April 2, 2010

Dear So and So... wk9

Welcome to this weeks installment of Dear So & So...

Dear Nasty Bartender at dinner last Saturday,
Is there a reason you acted as if the liquor bill came out of your paycheck?  This is the 4th time we have been to your hotel/resort.  Open bar is exactly that, open bar.  Make the drinks, smile and you will get tips.  If you make drinks, grumble, bitch, hide the liquor in a box and ignore the women at the bar, you will not get anything except for a bunch of people who are going to complain to the manager about you and NO tips.  Not like the ski slopes were hopping and you had a line of other customers waiting.
Still peeved at your attitude, a disgusted customer.

Dear Bartender in the hotel,
Thank you for being so accommodating.  You were wonderful to my friends and gave great directions.
Thank you! Melanie

Dear man behind me at the grocery store,
Yes, I can read.  This is not my first time at the rodeo.  I already knew the sign said 7 and under.  Thank you for pointing it out to me.  I had only 4 things on the conveyor belt.  I was not repurchasing the $80 worth of groceries that were already bagged in my huge cart.  Nor was I purchasing the 2 kids I had with me...even though the 2 kids would still make me under the 7 items...see I can add.  I am glad you felt embarrassed and told the older lady behind you to go before you. 
Still shaking my head, frazzled mommy of 2 kids

Dear sunshine,
You make me happy!
Thank you!!  Melanie

Dear Kathy,
Thank you for an amazing weekend!!  I had a fantastic time.  I hope your ankle feels better.  Sorry you fell and it swelled up. 
Looking forward to next year, melanie

Dear Jeff,
Please wash the curtain you managed to get food on after I washed it yesterday.  WTH?  You are worse than the kids sometimes.
Not finding it as funny as you did, your wife.

Dear Ian & Lily,
No you can not have jelly beans at 9:30am.  **please note, this rule goes out the window on Easter Sunday**
Love, mommy

Dear Mia & Kara,
Can't wait to see you next week! 
Love, aunt melanie & the gang

Dear blog readers friends,
Have a wonderful holiday weekend!
Love, melanie

Dear So and So...

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11 Sweet Comments:

blueviolet said...

I love your jelly bean rule and the fact you're about to break it on Sunday.

I'd like to throw a handful of them at the man in the grocery store though.

Braley Mama said...

Happy Easter to you too. I think I need to start writing these. It sounds like you can get a lot off of your chest. Hope your day is great today!!!!

Anonymous said...

you are so eloquent melanie b/c that bartender was a crabby bi*ch and you put it so well! good thing we didnt let her ruin our fun!

have a great holiday, hope nobody gets a belly ache from all of the jellybeans! :) Amy

Krista said...

I love the grocery store letter! So funny. Kinda sad for him, but funny. :)

Annette Piper said...

I love these Dear So & Sos :) Have a happy easter and I hope the bunny brings you a special treat!

Alicia said...

This was so fun to read!! I love this meme!

Oh, I bet that man was totally embarrassed at the grocery store!

Michelle said...

That was very entertaining. :) How in the world did your hubby get food on the curtains?

Winklepots said...

I hate it when I get the "dirty eye" while I'm unloading my full cart in the 20 items and under checkout. It's the only lane open people!!! :oP

Big Mama Cass said...

Wait... what did the guy say behind you at the store?

jules p said...

I believe this is the funniest thing I have ever read! I might have to start this lead in-when I journal! :)

Mellisa Rock said...

I haven't had much blog reading time lately so I am doing a little catch up today - I love love love these posts...and I hate when I forget something at the grocery store - to have to push a cart full of groceries to go back and get it bugs me to no end.

I hope that you have a great week!

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